|—||Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival (via quotes-shape-us)|
Black hole consumes a star
If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.
My dad stopped expressing disappointment in me years ago and just sort of gets tired now
oh my fucking god
|—||Søren Kierkegaard (via apoetreflects)|
OMG IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I’M LITERALLY CRACKING UP.
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”